A list of puns related to "Repairer"
Does that class me as a sole trader?
He's working his way to the top...
Things are looking up.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
Itβs mostly remote work.
Its axle rose.
Business is up and down.
Scart issue.
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
..to the Olfactory.
they're really moving up in the company.
It was a hard drive
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
He was tired of all the ups and downs.
"Broken" he sayd...
But I just nailed it
Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice
He had taken out both front tires. When he went inside his house I decided to steal away only one tire, because stealing both would have made me two tired.
I wasnβt making remotely enough.
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke itβs leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookiesβ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakeryβs reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
You repair it...
(Sorry I will show myself out)
He had run out of gas.
Beep repaired.
Cause it's pointless
Join the club
It would be called Operation Pot Holes
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Because they donβt like it all denty.
His repair-toire
But when I got home all the signs were there.
They're always reposts.
It sucked.
His friend responds "If it's that patchy, why not get a new one?"
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said, βNo. I canβt deal with high maintenance women.β
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
It was uncalled for.
I said "it would be alot cooler if you did."
I've heard nothing since.
Iβve heard nothing since
I've heard nothing since.
I've heard nothing since.
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