Preach Cobbler
They soled all their shoes.
To get some soles!
Does that class me as a sole trader?
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Gingersnap
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Shortbread
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Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
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Baked Alaska
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German chocolate
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Lemon bars
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Fondant
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Sherbet
Me: So Dad, looks like I need a new pair of shoes (as I showed him the worn out sole on my current boots)
Dad: I don't know of any shoe repair shops in the area.
Me: There's a cobbler just around the corner from my house, I went in to....
Dad: (before I could finish my sentence) Yea, but it's probably just apple.
Of course, I had to laugh, but then quickly continued the conversation the way I had intended...
Her: "Looks like someone repaired these shoes." Me: "We're in a thrift shop. Of course they've been re-sold."
She just walked away.
