"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
A yak of all trades.
That night, I had a brush with death.
One. But he just turns it off and on again.
but he didn't know how to tuna salad
So I grounded him
I don't know, asparagus?
Cats can't fix tables, but it takes one table to fix a cat.
Put a wing on it
With a Cabbage Patch
With a pumpkin patch! 🎃
doesn't matter, they can't fix it either way because they're not bright enough.
They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.
He refused
With a tuba glue.
With a monkey wrench
The King of Spade.
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
The retail shop
My door is always open
it was very grounding
It’s always breaking.
With a mend-a-city program :)
It won’t stand up on its own anymore
It’s two tired
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
Masking tape
..But its definitely worth a shot.
The rest of your life.
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked.
The monk replied "religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, but why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
A pumpkin patch
With tomato paste.
He Refused
With a pumpkin patch!
My door is always open
With a pumpkin patch
With a monkey wrench.
You use a pumpkin patch.
