A list of puns related to "Fixing"
I just socket up
Beep Repaired!
No. It was a snap.
It's a start up.
Or sew it seams
I wasn’t making remotely enough.
Too much overhead
What a chicken.
Anyone have any tips?
Business is going alright
He often found old used shoes in thrift stores and re-soled them.
The work was draining
I realized this is America and I oh-ed.
She is in for a shock!
and I accidentally dropped a hammer on it.
It’s hammer time!
It looked exhausting
Well, she’s in for a shock.
Because he is Bro Ken.
I shit you knot
I told him Viagra was a good way to fix e-reptile dysfunction.
All you have to do is take something for it.
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
R: Sure.
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.
R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
Later
R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!
Her: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah. It just Hertz a little.
He had to stay on top of it.
Because I found it draining.
When I asked him how it was going he said, "it's a tankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."
Well, they're in for a shock...
he says it's pretty cool.
When he was stirring the mortar, he told me to get him something to stir it with, but he told me it couldn't be a fork. I asked why, and he said "cause then I'd be a mortar forker."
"No, that's my big head." he replied.
But I just didn't have the convection.
Me: "Dammit, I just blew a seal!" Dad: "Well I bet the seal had a great time."
I picked up one vegetable in particular, turned to him and said, "This vegetable insulted me and made me feel bad. It's a Rude-abaga." He chuckled.
Friend- Got the hopper in.
Dad- That's a nice scrotum you got there.
Friend- What? What scrotum?
Dad- You know, the thing you use to hold your balls.
My mom: "George, you're just making it worse!"
Dad: "He's all cracked up."
A few years ago I was trying to clean up my bike. I had trouble getting some of the nuts loose so I hollered for my dad.
"Hey dad, can you help me get these nuts off?" After an awkward pause my dad looks over and says "Well, that's not something I get asked often."
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