Laces Puns

A list of puns related to "Laces"

Going to treat myself to Velcro shoes, instead of laces.

Why knot ?

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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I prefer shoe-laces because Velcro is a rip-off.
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👤︎ u/Sam_K1102
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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You heard about the British pig that ties shoe laces very well?

Nottingham

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👤︎ u/Souplorde
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Shoe laces

Wife calls me over to the computer.

Wife: Honey, can you take a look at these shoes for our daughter? They are shock cord bur I don't see a tightener. And I dont know if they tie.

Me: Well, maybe they are Vietnamese.

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👤︎ u/latherer
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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No laces but I'm still tripping
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👤︎ u/blazedglazed
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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I like my women like my laces...

Knotty

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👤︎ u/zberry97
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit

It's called an Astro knot

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👤︎ u/alfrednugent
📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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You know no one ever teaches a shoe lace to tie itself

Yeah I guess you could say they're self taut

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👤︎ u/JiberybobX
📅︎ Dec 21 2017
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My shoe laces must have been made my a drug dealer.

Because I’m always tripping.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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Bi-lace-cial imgur.com/YAJqLco
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👤︎ u/Mannymcdude
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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👤︎ u/GoldenBalls7
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!

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👤︎ u/Southernms
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...

Stop making that racket.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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My first time doing puns in real life. Ik it's horrible

So today, I had a conversation with my friend while walking home from school. At one point my lace untied and he pointed that out to me while we were walking past a 7eleven. I am horrible at making puns so forgive me. I shall call him J

J: You u should tie up your shoes

Me(pointing to the lays packet in the store): I can't be bothered tying my shoe-lays

J: You should stop spread them all around the "play-se" (place)

Me: Well maybe you should stop lay-zing around and actually study(he couldn't reply to that cuz all he does is lay-ing around aimlessly. Haha! See what I did there!)

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Me: come follow me to Cheers let's look for a giftcard

J: nah

Me: get your lay-z ass over to cheers u ungrateful bitch! u make my life lays miserables

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👤︎ u/ZmentAdverti
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer

As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.

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👤︎ u/C0DEWzard
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Did you hear? There’s going to be a movie about the best shoes in the world!

It’s going to be a feeture film!

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👤︎ u/Nekronous
📅︎ May 25 2020
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If someone ever made potato chips laced with THC, they could call them Blayz
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👤︎ u/Sufficient_Efficient
📅︎ Apr 06 2016
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Some heel must have started it.
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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I bought some new shoes from my drug dealer today...

I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Space_Eaglez
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...

But I was trippin all day!

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👤︎ u/superto3
📅︎ May 18 2020
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I bought a pair of shoes from this drug dealer yesterday

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping the whole day.

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👤︎ u/Descator
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/mr_rafikki
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
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👤︎ u/ZosoBoi1275
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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So I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day
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👤︎ u/UMANG1207
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/behrkon
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Bombxing
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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The other day I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

Man, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don't know what the hell he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/ThatPaddyHaugen
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I think my shoes were laced with acid.

I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/TraditionSmashed
📅︎ May 03 2019
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what they laced it with,but I've been trippin' all day

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👤︎ u/confused-avocado72
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe

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👤︎ u/Spallboy
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/slams0ne
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?

Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.

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👤︎ u/m8tt_4
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Sattoth
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I bought myself some new shoes at the shop recently

But I don't know what they have been laced with as I have been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Kobykins
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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I once bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/TheTonz
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping the whole day.

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👤︎ u/tzlt
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I’m not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Rafapex
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

Not sure what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Onli-Wan-Kenoli
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer one time

Idk what he laced them with, I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Futurepimpdaddy
📅︎ May 05 2020
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I got these shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’m trippin’

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👤︎ u/brbsmith916
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/the-caped-cadaver
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Knightstar76
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was trippin’ all day.

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👤︎ u/stinkerhubbin
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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