8 Hilarious Fur Coat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.

She looks totally wicket in it.

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👤︎ u/joeChump

📅︎ Dec 15 2020

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Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?

She wanted to be the miss in lynx

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👤︎ u/DarkJizo-_-

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...

‘Cos they’d look silly in anoraks.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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What do you call a South African coat that is half leather half fur.

Apartheid

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👤︎ u/3Dbabble

📅︎ Nov 25 2017

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My girlfriend is starting sorority rush tonight

Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!

Girlfriend: What?

Dad: Aren't you Russian?

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👤︎ u/Mpvallil5

📅︎ Jan 16 2015

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Our baby isn't here yet but the Star Wars dad jokes are already here

Spoilers if you haven't seen the force awakens.

In the movie they are standing in the snow and Chewbacca interjects that he is cold to which Han replies "Oh really, YOU'RE cold?!"

Husband: I never noticed that line before. He's cold but he's wearing a fur coat. Me: He's not "wearing" it, it's his fur. Husband: Oh... Wookie mistake.

I had to stop the movie because I was busy facepalming. I'm 36 weeks pregnant, I guess he has to practice.

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👤︎ u/Anakinstasia

📅︎ Oct 27 2017

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Standing at the bus stop with my boyfriend

A girl was running to catch the bus wearing a fur coat - in AUGUST. Me: "is she crazy? She must be Russian." Him: " Well I guess she wasn't Russian enough for that bus. Heh heh heh!"

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👤︎ u/desideratumm

📅︎ Sep 01 2014

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How do you keep water warm in the winter?

Aqua-fur coats.

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👤︎ u/PauLrus_McCuningham

📅︎ Mar 13 2015

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