My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.
They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
Application or downlication?
Due to coronavirus, applications are being moved from TCP to UDP.
To avoid handshakes.
I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...
The nervous system
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
What happened to the dull knife's application
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
I lied on my application for membership to the American Amputee Association
When they found out, I was dismembered.
I heard that Beethoven once wrote a song about a website that lets you submit rental applications online.
He called it "für e-lease”
Google Just launched an application for infants and newborns, it's called
Google-dada
An iPhone application should be called as an Applecation.
Lately I have been lying on all of my job applications.
I found them all stuffed under my mattress.
I just read a patent application for a device that advances through a book while you read it.
It was a real page-turner.
I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.
It's a real page turner!
Instagram: An application that lets you instantly summon a grand-mother.
So I was working in a group planning out a new C# application
I loudly proclaimed "I object."
Boss: To what? We barely started.
Me: Oh, I thought we were using object oriented programming.
Room: groans.
MIT's Computer Science PhD application only accepts text files. That's really ASCII a lot, in my opinion.
