Dating Site Puns

My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.

…to make hens meet.

I don't know, we just clicked.

I can't wait to meter.

It's called Studfinder.

But I got Holy Ghosted.

I'll call it Oedipal Arrangements.

Dave sees the girl of his dreams and asks Joe, “I can’t believe my eyes, is this girl real?”

Joe pats his buddy Dave on the back, “Yea bud, she Isreal.”

Cos misery loves company!

(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)

as I can no longer make hens meet!

My username is "ComeGetPslam"

What a way to get straight to the point! Three of them actually...

Tick-talk

Ho Chi Minhgle

Now he prefers to take his time.

And I asked her how she liked her job.

Her (paraphrased) reply: "I love it, what's great about working with numbers is that there's always a right answer."

Me: "I love it when everything adds up."

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.

…to make hens meet.

Its not my normal day job, I'm just doing it to make Hens meet.