Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

Κ‡snΙΉΙ”-ᴉʇuβˆ€ ǝΙ₯β”΄ :βˆ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?

Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet

Aiketo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adopogi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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A person went on a low carb diet to lose weight...

They said β€œIt’s the keto my success!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Me to my husband: I got my 23&me results back and my genes say I am better off on a low-carb diet.

Him: But what did your shirt say?

It was so unexpected, I was proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickifoxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Who is that Texas politician who is on a high fat, low carb diet?

Keto O’Rourke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Low-carb diet advice...

...should be taken with a grain assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dizzy_Pop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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My wife out dadjoked me on the rebound

Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.

We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.

"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.

"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.

She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbbbbbbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
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