Low effort puns are my favorite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketannn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why do Deloreans always have such low mileage?

They’re only driven from from time to time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobSagieBauls
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I always had low charisma when I chose elf in D&D.

Maybe that's why I have such low elf-esteem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RPawesomeness
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Penny production with Abraham Lincoln’s face seems to be quite low this year.

It’s only one percent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomamama69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Low effort joke. (Click on the image) youtu.be/W277dONbnzs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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People ask me why I still work as a mailman,on such low salary.

I tell them : "Its not about the money; Its about sending a message"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?

If only that joke wasn't aloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Dad jokes are low hanging fruit and here's why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phuckingidiot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium

"0mg", I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?

He's a master of deduction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information

Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightningClone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My extremely low effort drawn out pun. What’s it trying to say?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Slayer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?

His whole life he’s been a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises

When do we want them? Nyoow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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πŸ˜”πŸ˜” we’ve hit a new low
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstalii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I was telling my wife how sometimes I feel really high and sometimes I feel really low.

"Dear, get off the swing" she said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..

Only driven from time to time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Low effort photoshop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/outdatedboat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I never get jokes about low flying clouds.

There's always something I've mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotnobackbone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?

He wasn't a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...

I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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A Low Blow?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonChome
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?

Lazy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Me: Dad, you're getting cramps because your potassium levels are low

Dad: K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazyeye888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Today on the bus, I caught an absolutely disgusting low lying old pervert watching Porn..........

.......Over my shoulder!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I set the bar pretty low…

Because I like to do the limbo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guzhogi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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This low calorie sweetener makes my coffee very Splendad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I saw I was running low on stickers at work so I made a note of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vt8919
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.

Going to call him Sub-woofer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.

She degraded me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaroZoroark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

Κ‡snΙΉΙ”-ᴉʇuβˆ€ ǝΙ₯β”΄ :βˆ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Going for the low Apple here.

So pear with me. I’m berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah I’m grape at this.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsw21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Covid19 is keeping things on the DOW low.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Quite a low bar indeed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genny_Flo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?

Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Saw an ad for a DeLorean with low milage...

...said it was only used from time to time.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Very low stakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnkapri2626
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What do we want? Low flying aeroplane noises. When do we want them?

Neeeeeeow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises

When do we want it

Neeeooooooow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamburgler007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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