I spilled spot remover on my dog
My boyfriend and I were shopping for stain remover; he wanted Shout.
I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"
What do the sun and nail polish remover have in common?
They can both make your acetone darker...
What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like?
Irony
Edit: Quality puns in here folks, keep it up! Make your dads proud!
I spilled polish remover on a globe
Now there’s a hole in Europe.
Did you hear about the polish guy who thought is wife was trying to kill because he found “polish remover” in the house ...
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
Doctor: I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove your colon.
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon
I have a Pierce Brosnan sticker I can't remove
It's bonded, James Bond-ed
Why was my post removed?
Can someone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over
How should you remove hazardous materials from your house?
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
My dog ate a string of Christmas lights, but the vet was able to remove them.
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
Recently I’ve had to remove several of my posts.
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
Circumsicion is when your foreskin gets
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?
He called it the Pile Driver.
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
I want to invest in one of those junk removal companies.
No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
A man goes into surgery to get his Appendix removed.
Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....
...
...
"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.
What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?
Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.
Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.
I’ve never been more proud.
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
I had a post removed yesterday.
Was told that it had to go because it might cause a fence.
The graveyard near my town is really crowded...
People are just dying to get in
Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..
..and it was so delicious.
I think I'm going to remove my spine.
It's only holding me back.
How do you turn six into nine?
Why was this post removed?
To that guy who’s post was removed,
I can repost it for you, just give me some time.
Want to hear a circumcision joke?
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
What happens to the tip of the penis during a circumcision?
I spilled spot remover on my dog
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
I spilled spot remover on my dog
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