A list of puns related to "Thinners"
It didn't work.
People, not so much.
His friend says "you make a fine point."
.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up
When my wife said that she wanted to use this quarantine time to get Thinner, I just laughed.
She's thinking of "The Stand."
Home Depot is having a sale.
Didn't work though. Still overweight
I got pretty drunk so I don't remember if I meant to lose weight or buy fluid to dilute paint
"I know! I had my appendix removed!"
A stripper pole.
Paint thinner.
You can always get thinner there.
...the hair is just thinner in the Rockies
"If this toilet paper was any thinner it'd only have one side!"
Dad: Did you know the aluminum in soda cans is thinner than a hair? Or wait, maybe it's thinner than paper.
Me: Which one is thinner?
Dad: Paper must be thinner. You get paper cuts all the time, but how often do you get hair cuts?
It didn't help.
It didn't work.
It didn’t work
It didn’t work.
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