I went to the paint store to get thinner.

It didn't work.

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Phones are getting smarter and thinner....

People, not so much.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with

His friend says "you make a fine point."

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📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Then I said "Your beard makes you look thinner"

.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up

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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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When my wife said that she wanted to use this quarantine time to get Thinner, I just laughed.

When my wife said that she wanted to use this quarantine time to get Thinner, I just laughed.

She's thinking of "The Stand."

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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If you want to get thinner take my advice:

Home Depot is having a sale.

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📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Went to the paint store today to get thinner

Didn't work though. Still overweight

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Why would you go to the gym to work out when you can go to the Paint Store and get "thinner"
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👤︎ u/david7494
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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My New Year's Resolution this year was to get thinner...

I got pretty drunk so I don't remember if I meant to lose weight or buy fluid to dilute paint

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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"Book, you look so much thinner!"

"I know! I had my appendix removed!"

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📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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What do you call paint thinner on a post?

A stripper pole.

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👤︎ u/Mduvall216
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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What do you say to a fat artist?

Paint thinner.

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📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Whenever I need to lose weight, I go to a paint store.

You can always get thinner there.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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Studies show Colorado men are more likely to go bald...

...the hair is just thinner in the Rockies

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📅︎ Dec 14 2016
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A remark while using my bathroom

"If this toilet paper was any thinner it'd only have one side!"

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👤︎ u/leetsoup
📅︎ Dec 24 2013
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Discussing how thick aluminum cans are.

Dad: Did you know the aluminum in soda cans is thinner than a hair? Or wait, maybe it's thinner than paper.

Me: Which one is thinner?

Dad: Paper must be thinner. You get paper cuts all the time, but how often do you get hair cuts?

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👤︎ u/Edgefactor
📅︎ Aug 05 2013
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I went to the paint store to get thinner

It didn't help.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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I went to the paint store to get thinner

It didn't work.

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👤︎ u/Vivid_379
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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I went to the paint store to get thinner

It didn’t work

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📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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I went to the paint store to get thinner.

It didn’t work.

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📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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