Why do educated people tend to be hotter than uneducated people?

They have more degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
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What’s hotter than the sun?

My daughter. Oh wait, I thought this was r/stepdadjokes

Um, never mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
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With NASA pursuing the hotter Venus

Mars is left feeling cold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Stadiums are going to be so much hotter this summer

They’ll be missing all their fans...

Thanks Hank Green!

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Some woman said her kids house is hotter than hers. Some guy asked her if his house is more on the hill? Woman said yes.

Guys reply: that’s because his house is closer to the sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
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Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

you only get one shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ways_and_means
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My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C broke…

our conversation turned into a heated conversation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tf1-f1
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What do you call an otter with a fever?

Hotter

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Heaven is soo cool!

But Hell is definitely hotter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12D_D21
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Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns

Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealMrYonder
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why is climate change so bad?

Personally I’d love to get a little hotter.

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I hear that Samsung are employing security guards at all their stores now...

...does this make them...Guardians of the Galaxy?

:D

Hotter half shared that with me the other day. We're trying to build up our dad joke repertoire with a recently arrived bub.

EDIT: for removal of apostrophe

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I'm a pretty good golfer and I normally shoot in the low 80s

Any hotter than that is uncomfortable

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I tried exercising my inner demons

But now they're just super fit and hotter than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSpicyBunghole
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Making dadjokes when you can barely talk isn't easy, but I did it.

At work today, a friend of mine came in with two dried Carolina Reaper peppers. If you aren't familiar with these bad boys, they are hotter than Lucifer's testicles themselves. 2.2 Million Scoville units. Two times hotter than the ghost pepper.

To put it into perspective, a jalapeno is about 5000 scoville units. This one was 2.2 fucking million.

Anyway. I walked past my buddy's desk and he asked if I wanted some of the pepper.

OF COURSE I DID!!!

He gave me 1/4 of one of these little peppers and he even dared me to chew it for 15 seconds before swallowing. Which I did. To say that my mouth felt like the burning hemorrhoids of satans budding asshole would be a vast understatement.

One of the girls who sat near my buddy looks at me -- pacing back and forth around the room, sweating, crying -- and she says:

>"Cane-Dewey, are you alright!?"

I could barely breathe let alone speak. But through all the pain and angush, I still managed to mutter out:

>"No, I'm half left.

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Dadjoked my boyfriend during sex last night

Let's turn those LubriCANTS into lubriCANS

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My father came over last night for a beer

And he says to me, about my fireplace, "you oughta use your grate. It may burn hotter and faster." Told him I opted out of using it simply because the fireplace is small. Texted him later that night, "I got that metal shelf in the fireplace, and whaddya know, IT WORKS GRATE." He's yet to reply to me still...

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My wife would make a good dad.

I told my wife that the earth's core is hotter than the surface of the sun. She replied 'oh. that's why my feet are always sweaty'.

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My brother got me in the car today

Him: Yeah the hot wings we have are hotter than Buffalo Wild Wings blazin wings Me: How do you guys make them? Him: We usually just wing it

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Your feeling cold, you should stand in the room corner. Why?

its hotter over there the corners are 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimietyword
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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Why are educated people hotter?

Because they have more degrees

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Do you know why educated people are hotter than others ?

Because they have more degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viktorenox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Why are educated people so much hotter?

Because they got more degrees

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