Why do educated people tend to be hotter than uneducated people?

They have more degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Some woman said her kids house is hotter than hers. Some guy asked her if his house is more on the hill? Woman said yes.

Guys reply: that’s because his house is closer to the sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns

Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealMrYonder
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I'm a pretty good golfer and I normally shoot in the low 80s

Any hotter than that is uncomfortable

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I tried exercising my inner demons

But now they're just super fit and hotter than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSpicyBunghole
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Making dadjokes when you can barely talk isn't easy, but I did it.

At work today, a friend of mine came in with two dried Carolina Reaper peppers. If you aren't familiar with these bad boys, they are hotter than Lucifer's testicles themselves. 2.2 Million Scoville units. Two times hotter than the ghost pepper.

To put it into perspective, a jalapeno is about 5000 scoville units. This one was 2.2 fucking million.

Anyway. I walked past my buddy's desk and he asked if I wanted some of the pepper.

OF COURSE I DID!!!

He gave me 1/4 of one of these little peppers and he even dared me to chew it for 15 seconds before swallowing. Which I did. To say that my mouth felt like the burning hemorrhoids of satans budding asshole would be a vast understatement.

One of the girls who sat near my buddy looks at me -- pacing back and forth around the room, sweating, crying -- and she says:

>"Cane-Dewey, are you alright!?"

I could barely breathe let alone speak. But through all the pain and angush, I still managed to mutter out:

>"No, I'm half left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cane-Dewey
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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My wife would make a good dad.

I told my wife that the earth's core is hotter than the surface of the sun. She replied 'oh. that's why my feet are always sweaty'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishdem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2016
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My brother got me in the car today

Him: Yeah the hot wings we have are hotter than Buffalo Wild Wings blazin wings Me: How do you guys make them? Him: We usually just wing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnassief914
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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Do you know why educated people are hotter than others ?

Because they have more degrees.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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