The gallon of water because the petrol is gas-o-lean
The plot thickens.
Greek yogurt culture.
Because Pride comes before the Fall.
The grape said, "I love you berry much." The other, who had much thicker skin, said, " I'm sorry, but we cantelope."
They introduced new bacon into Subway here.... It's bigger and thicker, thus you get two slices instead of four like it used to be.
I tried making conversation with the (cute) girl serving me, and this is how it went:
Me: "Is that new bacon?"
Her: "Yeah it's new short cut bacon... it's supposed to be better for you"
Me: "Is it a shortcut in the sense that you only need to put on two slices instead of four?"
She went red and laughed pretty hard.
Commercial comes on regarding lighter yogurt, not as thick as Greek yogurt.
Sister: I actually like thicker yogurt so it's not as runny.
Dad: Yeah I don't like runny yogurt either. I can never catch up to it.
At work we we have a large fireplace we use to heat the shop in the winter. Occasionally a sign shop down the street gives us some long cardboard tubes (think toilet paper but longer and thicker) that we can burn. It's a win-win situation that gets rid of their garbage and provides us heat for the winter.
Anyways I pick up the tubes and come pulling in the shop with a truck bed full. I start unloading when my boss comes up to help out. Upon seeing the tubes he makes the shaka sign (surfer hand symbol with thumb and pinky out) and says "Tubular".
I physically groaned at this one.
My family and I were discussing the difference between soul sisters and sisters. My brother pointed out that the quote 'blood is thicker than water' is actually shortened from 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb'. Dad says 'I guess there's always womb for interpretation.' Ba dum, tsss.
