I replied, 'of course it's thick. Envelopes and pieces of paper do not tend to have a very high IQ'.
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
Now that is bold.
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
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It’s a long story.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
Because “adolescent” rhymes surprisingly well with “I don’t listen”.
I just don't put a lot of stock in soup.
He's such a smoothie talker.
I guess the steaks are high.
Me: i’d say it’ll be gigan-thick!
I thought, "That's bold."
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
Boss: What?
Man: Yes, I’m calling in Sikh.
And my arms for being by my side for all these years.
"Not on the thin eyes." The surgeon said.
They hate apart thighs.
Yesterday was Opening Day (baseball) at Target Field (Minnesota). The first 10,000 or so fans received a free blue zip-up hoodie with "Twins" emblazoned on the front. It's a damn fine hoodie.
It's also packed on the stadium concourse. 40,123 attendees that day. As my husband and I are making our way through a dense crowd along the right field concourse, an older gentleman stops me in my tracks with this big grin and says, "Wow, that's a great sweatshirt! Where'd you get it?"
He was holding one in his hand.
His other hand was holding that of his wife, who was rolling her eyes pretty hard. I imagine that was neither the first nor last time he'd made that joke yesterday.
Dad: Did you know the aluminum in soda cans is thinner than a hair? Or wait, maybe it's thinner than paper.
Me: Which one is thinner?
Dad: Paper must be thinner. You get paper cuts all the time, but how often do you get hair cuts?
Dad : It's a long story
From r/Technicallythetruth
I told him It's a long story
Dad: it’s a long story.
Well, it's a long story...
