What can you walk on to freshen your breath?

The pavemint!

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📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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At an Italian restaurant,

Waitress: Would you like some parmesan cheese?

Father: Yes thank you.

[Waitress begins grating the parmesan at an unusually high height, above my father's (seated) head.]

Father: Hold it closer, it'll be fresher.

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📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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