What do you name a 2020 porno starring college freshman?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZerolFaithl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Y’all know about the freshman 15?

I’ve gained the Covid-19.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming β€œMickey Mouse”!

When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked β€œWhy did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said β€œI was trying to say Donald Duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GPyleFan11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A father is telling his college freshman son about drugs

He says "You are going to do drugs, no doubt. But coke is where you should draw the line!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptMcButternut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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Guy running freshman interests groups (FIGs) at my uni is obviously a dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catshit69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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My high school freshman math teacher was the best

Someone sneezes

Someone else: Bless you!

Teacher: That's where I went to college. Bless University.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsanePsycologist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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I heard this gem while moving out from my freshman dorm

I do a lot of fly fishing now a days, but I still don't catch too many flies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theartofthespy
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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A shocking story

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I finished my first year of university, but I gained 34 lbs...

First it was the Freshman-15, then the Covid-19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1stdayof
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What do you call pants on fire?

Hot pockets.

I made this one up when I was in freshman year of high school 2008, all my friends and family at the time can confirm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lolobigsmash
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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[request] puns involving spears?

I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-broken-chair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Foreign Math professors...

So my sister is a freshman at college and after a week my dad asks her how classes are going. She says all is ok except that her math professor is Russian and she can hardly understand him. My dad without missing a beat "He's Russian? well tell him to slow down then"....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pancakes4Lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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Sleeping on a plane

My freshman daughter complained to me yesterday that she can't sleep on a plane. I told her she sleeps on a plane every night.

"Huh?"

"You're talking airplane. I'm talking geometry."

She's doesn't like me any more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrenkm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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I have a good one

So my friend and I were both college freshman and I'm going with him and his uncle on the first day for lunch. We pass a Chase Bank and his uncle says "you an go to Chase bank of you need to get money" My friend, "it's a bank, why do I have to chase it?" I lolled right out of my chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKY_Nicholoff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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He doesn't often make dad jokes, but when he does...

My dad helping me (sheltered 17yr old girl) move into my dorm freshman year of college, when I discover a box of condoms he packed in with my office supplies.

Me: Dad, what's this doing here?

Dad: Better safe than sorry, I want you to keep them just in case.

Me: (laughing) don't worry Dad, boys have cooties.

Dad: (serious) I know. That's what the condoms are for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ms-morbid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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My professor today...

A freshman asked my teacher today where he gets his hair cut and he said "on the ends".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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