Freshman College Puns

Co-Ed Vid 19

Womp womp

He says "You are going to do drugs, no doubt. But coke is where you should draw the line!"

I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.

So my sister is a freshman at college and after a week my dad asks her how classes are going. She says all is ok except that her math professor is Russian and she can hardly understand him. My dad without missing a beat "He's Russian? well tell him to slow down then"....

So my friend and I were both college freshman and I'm going with him and his uncle on the first day for lunch. We pass a Chase Bank and his uncle says "you an go to Chase bank of you need to get money" My friend, "it's a bank, why do I have to chase it?" I lolled right out of my chair

My dad helping me (sheltered 17yr old girl) move into my dorm freshman year of college, when I discover a box of condoms he packed in with my office supplies.

Me: Dad, what's this doing here?

Dad: Better safe than sorry, I want you to keep them just in case.

Me: (laughing) don't worry Dad, boys have cooties.

Dad: (serious) I know. That's what the condoms are for.