A father is telling his college freshman son about drugs

He says "You are going to do drugs, no doubt. But coke is where you should draw the line!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptMcButternut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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[request] puns involving spears?

I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-broken-chair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Foreign Math professors...

So my sister is a freshman at college and after a week my dad asks her how classes are going. She says all is ok except that her math professor is Russian and she can hardly understand him. My dad without missing a beat "He's Russian? well tell him to slow down then"....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pancakes4Lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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I have a good one

So my friend and I were both college freshman and I'm going with him and his uncle on the first day for lunch. We pass a Chase Bank and his uncle says "you an go to Chase bank of you need to get money" My friend, "it's a bank, why do I have to chase it?" I lolled right out of my chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKY_Nicholoff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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He doesn't often make dad jokes, but when he does...

My dad helping me (sheltered 17yr old girl) move into my dorm freshman year of college, when I discover a box of condoms he packed in with my office supplies.

Me: Dad, what's this doing here?

Dad: Better safe than sorry, I want you to keep them just in case.

Me: (laughing) don't worry Dad, boys have cooties.

Dad: (serious) I know. That's what the condoms are for.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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