A list of puns related to "Freshman Year"
My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.
Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.
We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"
My dad helping me (sheltered 17yr old girl) move into my dorm freshman year of college, when I discover a box of condoms he packed in with my office supplies.
Me: Dad, what's this doing here?
Dad: Better safe than sorry, I want you to keep them just in case.
Me: (laughing) don't worry Dad, boys have cooties.
Dad: (serious) I know. That's what the condoms are for.
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