With a finger ring
Mentos
On the other hand, I’m okay.
My hand.
Well, on the other hand, I'm okay.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
It’s okay. Just a minor injury
There is no point to your hand anymore
They all startled "what happened?" I reply "it's Sharp!"
They murmured something and left the room...
I wonder what she’s up to now.
You're grounded!
Would you pick your nose?
To get a second opinion
and then it clicked!
You’re priming a joke machine!
Cryptoes
“Five beers, please.”
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
I'm in glove with you!
but I think that I may have grater problems.
"... BODY once told me..."
but on the other hand she was completely fine.
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
Ten Tickles
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
Pickasso.
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.
It was an axident
He kneaded a jobby
He punched A minor
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
except for a hand gun.
Kid: Hey dad, look at that! (Points with his finger to something off in the distance.)
Me: (Looking in direction he's pointing) What? Where? I don't see anything.
Kid: (Still pointing) Right there, look, you see it?
Me: (Still looking, getting annoyed that I don't see it) WHAT? What is it??
Kid: (Holding up the same finger) It's my finger!
I have been doing this to him recently and it always gets him. I love that he's able to totally get me with it now.
Edit: MY oldest, not Mt oldest. Not sure what the oldest mountain is, but it probably isn't as funny as my oldest kid is becoming.
On the other hand i am ok
On the other hand, I'm okay.
On the other hand I'm ok.
But on the other hand, I’m okay.
