You guys know why water is heavier than butane?

Butane is lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Ladies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucko787
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As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/son_of_x
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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"

I said "The elephant obviously!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kangamooo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What's Heavier, one gallon of water or one gallon of butane?

Butane, because it's a lighter fluid.

My son told me this joke and he just informed me he got that from this same sub-reddit. So, sorry for the repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashotep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Which is heavier, the collected works of Shakespeare or a prison full of inmates?

The prose outweighs the cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleemusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What is heavier than one pig?

Two pigs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaffra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What's heavier, water or butane?

Water... butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What’s heavier, water or butane?

Butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Which is heavier, water or butane?

Water, because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Necromorph_607
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What is heavier Water or Butane?

Water .. Butane is a lighter fluid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What's heavier?

What's heavier? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is lighter fluid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostieTheMostie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier?

Women

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Teacher: β€œWhat's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?”

Kid: β€œThe elephant obviously!”

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