What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What paper works best for origami aircraft?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What flavour of crisps do you get on an aircraft ?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why was it so easy to see the aircraft on the grass lands?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didnβt like that basic personality trait
They thought I was such a plane guy
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I wqs planning to make a joke about an aircraft's aerofoils, but then I thought...
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︎ Jun 21 2020
An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crewβs arms at the wrist.
The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?
He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What do we want! Low flying aircraft noises!
When do we want them!
Nooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
Edit: (lol first post and of course this joke has been said before)
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︎ Feb 21 2019
What do you call a crashed and sunken aircraft?
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︎ Jan 05 2020
My daughter asked why they call airplanes "aircraft" at the airport.
I told her it's because they were crafted by airtists.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Upon seeing the Wright brothers fly their aircraft higher and higher,
The newspaper reporter stated "isn't that a sight for soar eyes!"
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︎ Jul 14 2019
I don't know why people make aircraft noises when feeding baby.
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︎ Mar 29 2019
What is the most boring aircraft?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Why did the decorator use wallpaper with aircraft on it?
Because they where told to use plain wallpaper.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Why didnβt anyone spot the aircraft while they were playing hide and seek?
Because it was hidden from plane sight.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I just watched an amazing documentary on aircraft frames assembly.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
Why is aircraft painted?
To prevent it from looking plane.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
What is it called when an aircraft crashes into the sea?
Plane Sailing. Obviously.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?
A Navy Seal.
Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.
I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.
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︎ Aug 07 2018
I recently started an airline company selling cheap tickets on poorly maintained aircraft
It still hasn't taken off
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I saw a job listing for pilots who specialize in damaged aircraft, but
It sounded really hard to land
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︎ May 23 2018
What does a Russian aircraft do when its engines get too cold?
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Internal picture of the airforce's newest unmanned aircraft
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︎ Jun 11 2017
My family just got back from vacation. As we were getting off the aircraft, my wife tells our kids, βeverybody say βBye plane!β β
And I said, βActually, this is a jet.β
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︎ Apr 29 2018
What do you call an undecorated aircraft?
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︎ Jul 13 2017
I just finished a novel about aircraft mechanics.
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︎ Apr 21 2016
Why do aircraft manuals have pictures in them?
So they arent just plain text.
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︎ Jan 26 2016
Making puns on an airplane is an aircraft
FiancΓ© said this on the airliner and she didn't think it was funny, please prove her wrong!
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︎ Apr 22 2015
What do you say to non-fixed wing aircraft when you first meet them?
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︎ Apr 22 2016
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