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What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?

An unmanned aircraft.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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What paper works best for origami aircraft?

Plane paper

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kerrangutan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2020
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What flavour of crisps do you get on an aircraft ?

Plain

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yekimevol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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Why was it so easy to see the aircraft on the grass lands?

It was in plane sight!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2020
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I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait

They thought I was such a plane guy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notmyname3623
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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I wqs planning to make a joke about an aircraft's aerofoils, but then I thought...

"I'll wing it"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.

The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2020
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What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?

He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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What do we want! Low flying aircraft noises!

When do we want them!

Nooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

Edit: (lol first post and of course this joke has been said before)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/romanator25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2019
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What do you call a crashed and sunken aircraft?

The abyssal plane

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thatoneguy472
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
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My daughter asked why they call airplanes "aircraft" at the airport.

I told her it's because they were crafted by airtists.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InvalidKeyPress
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2019
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Upon seeing the Wright brothers fly their aircraft higher and higher,

The newspaper reporter stated "isn't that a sight for soar eyes!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2019
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I don't know why people make aircraft noises when feeding baby.

Kids hate plain food.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChickenMobile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2019
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What is the most boring aircraft?

A DRONE

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2019
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Why did the decorator use wallpaper with aircraft on it?

Because they where told to use plain wallpaper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Driconian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2019
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Why didn’t anyone spot the aircraft while they were playing hide and seek?

Because it was hidden from plane sight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2019
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I just watched an amazing documentary on aircraft frames assembly.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2018
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Why is aircraft painted?

To prevent it from looking plane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2019
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What is it called when an aircraft crashes into the sea?

Plane Sailing. Obviously.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBackstreetNet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2019
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What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?

A Navy Seal.

Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.

I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Seanpkd30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2018
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I recently started an airline company selling cheap tickets on poorly maintained aircraft

It still hasn't taken off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SqaueEarthConspiracy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2018
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I saw a job listing for pilots who specialize in damaged aircraft, but

It sounded really hard to land

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smolqueerpunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2018
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What does a Russian aircraft do when its engines get too cold?

It starts Stalin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rapterminator01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2018
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Internal picture of the airforce's newest unmanned aircraft
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Asmor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2017
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My family just got back from vacation. As we were getting off the aircraft, my wife tells our kids, β€œeverybody say β€˜Bye plane!’ β€œ

And I said, β€œActually, this is a jet.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TF79870
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2018
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What do you call an undecorated aircraft?

A plain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2017
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I just finished a novel about aircraft mechanics.

It was mostly riveting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BaconFlavoredCoffee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2016
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Why do aircraft manuals have pictures in them?

So they arent just plain text.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trippingrainbow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2016
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Making puns on an airplane is an aircraft

FiancΓ© said this on the airliner and she didn't think it was funny, please prove her wrong!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PunNRun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2015
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What do you say to non-fixed wing aircraft when you first meet them?

HelloCopter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlueThunder00
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