Softer Puns

So one thing I love doing when people ask me what I said because they couldn’t hear me is talking softer every time they ask “what?” Be careful though. With great power comes great responsibility

Yesterday we were talking about sexual liaisons and to put it modernly he said, "...well Tinder for example. Of course i'm too old now so I prefer the softer version: Tender"

Cue collective groan

It was good, but tell the chef that the shell was too hard to eat and he should cook it softer next time. Heh heh heh.

Cook: If we add some vegetables, it will give the soup more volume Friend's daughter: Whatever you do to the soup, it's not going to get any softer or louder.

She's 8. I predict a long, bright future of dad jokes. :)