Where did the stripper go to vote ?

She went to the Poles

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.

They have OnlyFans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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What's common between strippers and giants?

They both grind men's bones to make bread

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2020
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Strippers don't have AC in their house

Onlyfans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeeKerXXL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2020
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Strippers don’t have ACs in their homes

Onlyfans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?

A brothel

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xkelsx1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?

She heard they were looking for poll workers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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That stripper party was no fun.

All they did was force us to remove the old paint from the walls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?

They're both poll workers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Useless-Chicken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What country has the most active stripper scene?

Poland

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spikerman101
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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What is Zeus’ stripper name?

Greece Lightning

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bloody_inspired
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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How do strippers decide on collective bargaining rights?

They take a poll...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/markstache
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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Stripper takes it all off on one nightstand v.redd.it/ojpcdjwhjqp01
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therealBoomboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2018
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Dad: β€œI like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”

β€œ...don’t go with anything.”

My dad never makes β€œdad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blueholeload
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2020
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I bought some stripper trousers for Β£50

They were a total rip off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scorchedarcher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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What do you say to the plumber/stripper when your toilet is clogged?

Back that thing up for me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2020
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If strippers were to get a country ...

it would be Pole-land

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gadget-Boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2020
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Stripper
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilPens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2019
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What did the teacher assign to the stripper?

Hometwerk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drainiac
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2020
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How many strippers does it take to change a light bulb?

My wife reads these, I’m not answering that!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orion808
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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Did you hear about the leper stripper?

She left a lot to be desired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/seanfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2019
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My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Father’s Day.

When I asked what happened to the old ones he said β€œ they decided it was time to go to wire college”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milfhunter6969-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2019
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So I’m dating a stripper and my mom asked, β€œdo you think that’s a good idea?” I said, β€œno it’s a whoreibble idea”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcleland1992
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2019
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Jack and the beanstalk is all about a stripper...

He climbs a pole to find someone who grinds men's bones for bread

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2019
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Stripper
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilPens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2018
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There’s probably a stripper dressed like a cop that gives LAPDances
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/micasan9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2018
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When do strippers make bad life choices?

When they take a pole.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orion808
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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What to you call a stripper from Malta?

A Malteaser.

Boom, boom, tah!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deleted_By_FBI
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2019
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Hot Stripper Takes it All Off
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwesomeDaws
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2018
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I've always wanted to be a world class stripper.

But I don't think I could pull it off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Demon_Tomato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2019
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Some strippers rub me the wrong way.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DisRuptive1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2018
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Why didn’t the stripper come into work today?

She had called in thicc

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ohihatethesepants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2018
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I got Dad joked by a stripper last night

My roommates took me out for my birthday last night and one of the strippers was showing me her tattoos when she asked if I wanted to she mistake one. I said sure and she proceeded to show me a tattoo of a steak with eyes and a mouth wearing make-up. It was a "Ms. Steak" I lost it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImaginarySpider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2015
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If a stripper has to work overtime are they t’workin’ late?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/melon_lawd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2017
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Did you hear about the eccentric online stripper?

She was a camgirl

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Insanitypenguinz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2017
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We came up with the best stripper name for a coworker

His name would be "Dad Joke".

That way he can do lines like,

  • "Don't call me later, call me Dad Joke"
  • "What's this routine about?" "Oh about 15 minutes"
  • "I always avoid the oying at the end of my routine" "Whats an oying?" "The end of this routine!"
  • "I leave my chest super hairy fur protection."
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diggitynes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2015
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Did you hear about the stripper who got hurt on the job?

She received Twerkman's Comp.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/digitalnightonline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2016
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What do you stuff into a Latina stripper's thong?

Juans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dovahjerk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2015
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Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.

They have onlyfans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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What to giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tsmyth15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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