My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Father’s Day.

When I asked what happened to the old ones he said β€œ they decided it was time to go to wire college”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milfhunter6969-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My Dad's Wilder Times

While installing the sensor wires on our new garage door:

Me: "Dad, I need strippers."

Dad: "Son, I haven't had strippers around me for a long time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arnelmethier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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My friends dad dropped this on us today

He was looking for wire strippers and asked us where they were. He said, "Hey where are the strippers?" ...and before we could answer he said, (barely holding in his laughs) "and not your girlfriends"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewisestbeard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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