Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Where did the stripper go to vote ?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Strippers donβt have ACs in their homes
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What's common between strippers and giants?
They both grind men's bones to make bread
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
That stripper party was no fun.
All they did was force us to remove the old paint from the walls.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?
They're both poll workers.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
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︎ Apr 03 2018
What country has the most active stripper scene?
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︎ May 26 2020
What is Zeusβ stripper name?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
How do strippers decide on collective bargaining rights?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Dad: βI like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...β
β...donβt go with anything.β
My dad never makes βdad jokesβ but, he actually said this yesterday and Iβm so proud.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I bought some stripper trousers for Β£50
They were a total rip off
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︎ Apr 18 2020
If strippers were to get a country ...
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What do you say to the plumber/stripper when your toilet is clogged?
Back that thing up for me.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Stripper
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︎ Jul 09 2019
How many strippers does it take to change a light bulb?
My wife reads these, Iβm not answering that!
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︎ Jul 25 2019
So Iβm dating a stripper and my mom asked, βdo you think thatβs a good idea?β I said, βno itβs a whoreibble ideaβ
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Stripper
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︎ Nov 30 2018
My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Fatherβs Day.
When I asked what happened to the old ones he said β they decided it was time to go to wire collegeβ
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Did you hear about the leper stripper?
She left a lot to be desired.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Jack and the beanstalk is all about a stripper...
He climbs a pole to find someone who grinds men's bones for bread
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Thereβs probably a stripper dressed like a cop that gives LAPDances
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︎ Sep 22 2018
When do strippers make bad life choices?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What to you call a stripper from Malta?
A Malteaser.
Boom, boom, tah!
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︎ May 04 2019
The first U-Haul customer was probably a stripper.
Indeed, a true mover and a shaker.
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︎ May 31 2019
Hot Stripper Takes it All Off
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︎ Apr 25 2018
Some strippers rub me the wrong way.
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︎ Apr 19 2018
I've always wanted to be a world class stripper.
But I don't think I could pull it off.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Why didnβt the stripper come into work today?
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︎ Oct 24 2018
I got Dad joked by a stripper last night
My roommates took me out for my birthday last night and one of the strippers was showing me her tattoos when she asked if I wanted to she mistake one. I said sure and she proceeded to show me a tattoo of a steak with eyes and a mouth wearing make-up. It was a "Ms. Steak" I lost it.
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︎ Jun 29 2015
If a stripper has to work overtime are they tβworkinβ late?
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︎ Nov 09 2017
Did you hear about the eccentric online stripper?
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︎ Mar 11 2017
We came up with the best stripper name for a coworker
His name would be "Dad Joke".
That way he can do lines like,
- "Don't call me later, call me Dad Joke"
- "What's this routine about?" "Oh about 15 minutes"
- "I always avoid the oying at the end of my routine" "Whats an oying?" "The end of this routine!"
- "I leave my chest super hairy fur protection."
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︎ Feb 11 2015
What do you stuff into a Latina stripper's thong?
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︎ Mar 25 2015
Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What to giants and strippers have in common?
They both grind menβs bones to make their bread.
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