Bridesmaid Proposal Puns for a Doctor and a Lawyer?
I am asking two of my girlfriends to be my bridesmaids and wanted to word the question in a punny way related to their careers- one is a first-year medical resident and the other is a law student. I would like to flatter them/make it funny. Any and all ideas are appreciated!! If there is a better sub to ask this question please let me know:))
What did rosemary say when sage proposed?
A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.
They didn’t workout.
Edited: It changed to they.
Thanks lornstar7
A friend of mine planned to use balloons to propose to his internet girlfriend, but then they finally met face to face.
He immediately popped the question.
I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..
My son proposed to his girlfriend while they were at the gym and she said no...
I guess they didn't work out!
I proposed to my girlfriend, who is the VP of marketing at her company.
Hi there, I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to ever walk on the moon..
Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?
Because it could only oscillate horizontally
Why did a father who's son was just born today refused a marriage proposal of a father who's daughter was born just the previous day?
He didn't want his son marrying a girl twice his age.
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
I wanted to go to the local aquarium to see the new dolphin show, but when I got there I couldn’t get in.
It was closed for training porpoises.
Woman turned down the marriage proposal of a gardener. She wasn't ready to shear her life with him.
Before you say yes to a proposal, there is one thing you have to consider
On one hand, you get a really nice ring, but on the other hand, you won't.
What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
How does a foodie propose to his girlfriend?
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner
If I ever lose my leg in an accident, don’t think I’m lining up a proposal
I’m just always down on one knee
A man proposes to a girl in the gym and she says no
I guess you could say that didn't workout.
So I proposed my girlfriend at the gym yesterday
Did you hear Congress proposed a law banning tank tops?
It didn't pass because it violated the right to bare arms.
Did you hear that Jane declined Tarzan’s proposal?
He was known to be a swinger.
When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that. But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:
I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
I don't think it worked out
How did the famous musician propose to his wife?
Nade is buying meat for your proposal surprise party.
I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
Thought you'd appreciate my dadjoke marriage proposal
Back when i got engaged in 2009, my now-wife and i went for a picnic. I had the engagement ring wrapped in tinfoil in the picnic bag.
When we were done eating, i took it out but didn't unwrap it, and then i sneakily dialed her cell number. This was a bit we would do every now and then (call each other in the same room) so it wasn't that unusual.
She picks up the phone and says, "oh hello, why are you calling?"
To which i respond,
"Oh i just felt like...
[Unwraps tinfoil]
Giving you a ring"
Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?
Wife proposed our daughter’s name to be Isabella
I replied in Italian accent: “No, she’s Isagirlla”
Edit: with better response
Date proposal
Let's go on a date you can help me plant tulips
Tulips around this dick
I proposed at Bridal Veil Falls today.
I proposed to a mime today,
"Will you mirror me?"
She was speechless.
Calling all dads with jokes: What's a good "dad joke" to work into my proposal for my girlfriend tonight?
Gonna do it at a nice steakhouse. Thinking about what I should say, but I also want to throw in a "dad joke" to make her laugh a bit since she likes those.
A man was about to propose to his fiance but as soon as he got down on his knees, his fiance started laughing.
It was a fun knee moment.
I asked the librarian if they had any books about romantic proposals.
My friend loves sheep so much he decided to propose!
"Will ewe marry me?" Said he.
"Baaah!" Replied she.
What's happening in Washington right now needs a name
I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
How did the telephone maker propose to his girlfriend?
I proposed to my girlfriend in the gym yesterday
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