There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That...sounds like a big step.”
My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.
He instantly replied, “but mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”
(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
Netflix is suggesting a cool documentary about Prague...
Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...
"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"
Need Theme Park related puns
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.
What’s the difference between suggestive phrases and stalking?
One is innuendo the other is inyourwindow
My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.
I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.
It was a total naan starter.
I need a suggestion of a good medical sitcom to binge on Netflix....
But I don’t want no Scrubs
A great suggestion keeps the kelp rolling!
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
I matched with a Zoe on Tinder and I need a good pun, any suggestions?
I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.
That idea was immediately shot down
Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes
I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.
I can’t stand people who say data we all know it’s pronounced...
My wife said she wanted a dining table ...
but for some reason she just rolled her eyes when I suggested this one
Why is it called a paternity test
If a guy ever offers to give you a Cocker Spaniel ...
...I suggest you just take the Spaniel.
Friend suggested I post to this subreddit, my response...
My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.
She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.
Silly flower puns?
My friend needs an insta caption for a pic where she's posing with flowers. Any suggestions?
basic. yeah. i know.
Suggestion 1: Handel with care.
Intentional or not, I suggest it belongs here.
I make sure to eat legumes whenever I'm stressed.
It's the only way for me to achieve inner peas.
Suggestion (also added a joke at the end):
I love this subreddit but some jokes just come around 5+ times a day, would it be possible to remove -frequent- reposts?
As for the joke:
My wife got mad at me because apparently I have no sense of direction. I immediately packed my stuff and right!
(I hope not everyone knows my joke yet, haven’t seen it on here.)
I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “I don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”
I asked my wife, “ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”
Her: Why don’t you try lunges?
Me: That sounds like a huge step.
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