What do you call a child conceived by incest?
A gross domestic product
There’s probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis
And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.
Illustrations like these are gene-rally ill-conceived eggsagerations
When two ginger people conceive a child...
the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.
If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...
would she be Prague-nant?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Unfortunately, my child was conceived as me and my husband had sex under a goose-feather duvet...
So he was born with down syndrome.
What do you call the baby that was conceived on the beach?
Sandy.
9 months from now babies will be born.
They will be conceived through Irma-culate conception.
My wife asked me if I thought she could be pregnant...
I told her it was conceivable...
Studies show that telling Dad Jokes increases fertility.
I mean... it's conceivable.
We were out browsing for sleep number beds, and dad let this loose on the salesman.
"What do you call twins conceived on a waterbed? "Off springs!"
Oh, dad. Your sense of humor can't hold water...
Shit, now he's got me doing it. Send help!
I was going to buy a baby outfit for my future son or daughter...
But then I realized that would be a little pre-conceived.
When two people conceive a ginger child
The child could technically be considered ginger -bred
