These would be tender after a run
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
What do you call a chef who lovingly prepares and cooks chicken strips?
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
I'm opening a chain of elvis themed steak restaurants
It's for people who love meat tender
A man walks into a bar
A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered a few drinks. At the end of the night, when he got the tab, he was astounded at the $50 check. He calls the bar tender over hoping to strike a deal. “Bartender, I only have 20 bucks I can’t pay for this drink. Let’s make a deal, if my dog can talk then you’ll let me have my drinks for free.” The bartender states, “there is no way that damn dog can talk! Pay me the money!” The man in response states, “No no sir, watch. Spots, what kind of situation are you in when you didn’t study for a test?” The dog, “Ruff!” The man carries on the bit, “See bar tender my dog can talk! You’re in a rough situation when you don’t study!” The bartender, “Now boy don’t play with me now, just pay your tab, that dog can’t talk!” “Well here, I’ll prove it to you. Spots, what texture is sandpaper?” “Ruff!” The bartender reaches hand over the counter, almost touching the man, “I won’t ask again sir.” “I have one more, just watch. Spots, who is the best baseball player?” “Ruff!” The bartender, done being fooled with, throws the man in his dog out of the bar, taking all his money. He looks at his dog sadly, “sorry spots, I guess he doesn’t believe you can talk...” The dog looks up, confused, “maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio.”
People who take care of chickens are basically....
What is a feline bar tenders favorite drink?
A termite walks into the local pub and asks,
"Is the bar *tender* here?"
Now are children are older, I get to appreciate my wife, a Fun, Attentive, Tender, Caring Old Woman
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
Random thoughts into Dad Poem
I dad walked into a bar
He ask for Candy in a Jar
The bar tender looked at him queer
Hey mister . we only have beer here
A poet & a thief walk into a bar...
... Bar tender says "Hi Dave".
What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?
I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...
For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.
Two termites walk into a bar…
One says is the bar tender here?
Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club
I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
You have to be brave to be a bar tender
The meat in Chattanooga is not very tender, it takes a lot of....
My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.
It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.
I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...
I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.
The only decisions bar tenders make...
What do you call a goalie so embarrassed that he can’t save anything?
If you have a coop of egg laying cluckers...
... does that make you a chicken tender?
A termite walks into a bar and says: “is the BAR TENDER here?”
This probably isn’t the first time you’ve seen this joke
A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year
Today I could be a free man !
After the husband refused to stretch his tender loins, his wife started placing his favorite dinner on the roof for him...
But the steaks were too high
A snake walks into a bar...
Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Picking Strawberries to give away can be a fruitful endeavour! No punnet tendered.
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?
I'm opening a chain of Elvis themed steak restaurants...
It will be for people who love meat tender.
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
What do you call a chicken who works at a bar?
A termite walks into a bar and asks :
"Is the bar tender here?"
People who own chicken farms are literally chicken tenders.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
If you take care of chickens, you become the chicken tender
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, “hey, why the long face?”.
A termite walks into a bar
and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call people that care for chickens?
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