Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?

He's slowly coming around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My anaesthetist passed out on a Ferris wheel

Oh well, what goes around comes around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiur
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why are Ferris Wheels made of iron?

Because otherwise they'd be non-Ferris!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToaBanshee
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I was fired from my job tending to the Ferris wheel without any explanation

It was a funfair dismissal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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What do you call a T-Rex operating a Ferris wheel?

A carnievor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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What did the ageing rollercoaster say to the ferris wheel?

'I'm over the hill.'

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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How do you know an amusement park isn't fake?

When you see the ferris wheel.

(Made this joke after a 10 minute argument with my 5 year old niece. She pointed out the ferris wheel and I kept saying "I know... the fair is real.")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Where is Chris Pratt’s favorite place to go at a carnival

On a ferris wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Dad jokes at the old amusement park.

First day of summer vacation, pack up the family and bring them to Canobie Lake Park, a local amusement park.

We all get on the Ferris Wheel and the listen to the instructions:

Operator: "Please keep you arms and legs in the cart at all times, remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop and please NO ROCKING!"

Me: "Awwww man, I was just abut to crank some AC/DC"

My family and the family in line behind us: ::audible groans::

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeTheBum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2016
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Ferris Wheels are revolutionary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Ferris wheels are revolutionary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rubberducky4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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