I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?
A ground-breaking discovery
An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...
...just kidding, they know better.
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
Why did the bacterial scientist quit his job?
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!
They named it Don Quixote.
Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs...
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call a scientist who studies avian sexuality?
Scientists found out..
right after somebody showed them the exit.
When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...
he bought a doe it yourself kit.
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.
A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:
"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.
"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."
Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish
The results speak for themselves
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours
A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.
Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
What do a world-renowned scientist and a grazing cow have in common?
They are both out-standing in their fields.
Scientists have found a way to detect HIV using sound
They call the device hearing aids
Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.
If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.
When scientists have a sense of humor
What does a scientist do to freshen their breath?
How many computer scientists does it take to change a lighbulb?
None. That is a hardware issue.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
Early scientists would watch the world spin for 24 hours...
Then they got bored and called it a day.
Scientists have finally found out
But they went back inside
I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...
Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama
Mum-to-sis
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. “13?”, the scientist asks, “I wanted a dozen!”
The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
Why do scientists chew gum all the time?
Because they like ex-spearmints.
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms
Because they make up everything
How do you make a scientist laugh?
You give him a mathematickle.
What did the optimistic scientist say when he woke up?
Scientists published a paper on grapes, consciousness and fruit rights.
It is basically all about raisin awareness.
An epidemiologist, a scientist, and a doctor walk into a bar...
Just kidding, they know better.
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist all walk into a bar.
Just kidding. They know better.
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