Did you know there is a breed of dog that loves science?

You can tell which one it is because they're always wearing a lab coat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScotchHarbour
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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There were two science teachers in love.

There was chemistry between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badger_Wadger_420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke....

but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treehggr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up…

Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Dad'.

With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy.

She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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I've always loved Calvin's dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropping_fruits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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Why are scientists so often single?

Because science is a lab or a love

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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