Scientists have developed a microscopic needle that is too small to be seen by the naked eye...

I just don't see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrannyLow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?

A ground-breaking discovery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungry-Hippo_3124
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why did the bacterial scientist quit his job?

It had a toxic culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luke_gib11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?

They are always bragging about their designer jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commrademcmasters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome

Theyre calling it "Son-Block"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing

HeHe

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours

So they called it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kobykins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...

They think they're evolving into frisbees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:

"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.

"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.

TNT. It's dino might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unikorn9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.

If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..

But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Early scientists would watch the world spin for 24 hours...

Then they got bored and called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiteRdr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. β€œ13?”, the scientist asks, β€œI wanted a dozen!”

The lab clerk says β€œI thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErectAnarchy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama

Mum-to-sis

If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayserchan13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...

"They become brain-dad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why do scientists chew gum all the time?

Because they like ex-spearmints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musical-gamer6
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What did the optimistic scientist say when he woke up?

"Up and atom"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pseudosecure
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What happened to the scientist when he broke the speed of light?

He was sent to prism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ima420r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.

It’s the weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why did the scientist researching death and the afterlife kill himself?

He was dying to know what happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Scientists are studying the effect of drugs on various seabirds.

They're leaving no tern unstoned.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.

It's just a lack of the confidence system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggiesForThought
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Did you hear about the scientists who discovered there are bank clerks on the moon?

They saw them through their teller-scopes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron2571
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...

SURPRISE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium?

HeHe.

my biology teacher told this one in class today.

i was the only student that found it genuinely funny.

the class was silent, besides me. i was laughing. really hard.

:'(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychedelic-soul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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"He's the most foul mouthed person to ever live!" screamed the scientist who cloned himself and later tried to throw the clone off the roof.

He was arrested for attempting to make an obscene clone fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What did the scientists say while freezing at absolute zero?

This is 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoonBaboon_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Scientists have determined exactly what will spell the end of the world

D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_gregorio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What did the scientist do when he was cold?

He put his codon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathDeystroyer1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What did the scientist say when his fridge got down to -459 F?

That’s 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desperate_Shark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.

It was a vial substance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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The problem with atmospheric scientists

is that they always seem to have their head in the clouds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ..

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..

But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours

They called it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorDesign
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Scientist studying the effect of cannabis on seabirds, have left no tern unstoned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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