What do the Three Stooges sell at a carnival stand?

Curly fries.

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📅︎ May 12 2020
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The Sitter-Downers, starring the Three Stooges

[the Three Stooges pick names out of a hat, to determine who gets to marry which girl]
Larry (Larry Fine): I got Florabell!
Florabelle: Darling!
Moe (Moe Howard): I got Corabell!
Corabelle: Oh, Darling!
Curly (Curly Howard): I got Stetson! What one is she?

(from the Three Stooges short film, The Sitter-Downers)

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👤︎ u/tfraymond
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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What does a time machine need in order to go back to the era of the 3 stooges?

A Nyucks Capacitor

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👤︎ u/Yelik
📅︎ Mar 28 2016
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The Three Stooges

My dad comes up to me and says

Dad: the three stooges were Curley, Larry, and what was the last one?

Me: Moe

Dad: right, now go

Me: what?

Dad: go Moe the lawn!

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Important to know: Three of my grandparents grew up in Indiana, the other in Ohio. People from Ohio get made fun of a lot in Indiana. They're nicknamed Buckeyes.

My dad asked where I've been applying to jobs, when I told him I'm looking to move to Cincinnati, Ohio. Then he says, "Ohio? You're gonna be a full blood Buckeye yet! No wait, a one and a quarter! A dollar twenty-five!" Then he laughed so hard that he had to pass the phone to my mother. The last time I heard him laugh that hard, he was watching the Three Stooges.

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📅︎ Jun 18 2014
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