Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.

They believe it came from the Flossiraptor

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👤︎ u/Dvd86er

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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Why were the paleontologists kissing?

They were carbon dating

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👤︎ u/gameboy90

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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Everyone seems to hate the local paleontologist...

I guess it must be because they always have a bone to pick with someone!

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👤︎ u/500mmrscrub

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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What do an Alabaman and a paleontologist have in common?

They’re experts in relative dating.

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👤︎ u/SunflowerFlags

📅︎ May 01 2019

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Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist?

Because you will get Jurasskicked

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👤︎ u/gcpurvis93

📅︎ Jul 11 2018

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I've created an app similar to Tinder but it's for paleontologists.

I call it Carbon Dating.

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👤︎ u/NC0828

📅︎ Nov 08 2018

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At my job as a paleontologist, I was searching for the thigh bone of a Neanderthal.

I thought I had found it, but it was a fossil arm. Then upon searching the site further, I found a petrified sausage. It was the missing link.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 29 2018

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You're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist

Cause I want to date you badly

-Ninja Sex Party lyrics

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👤︎ u/marsbars111

📅︎ Mar 10 2017

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What kind of party do paleontologists throw when they find a fossilized tibia?

A big shin dig!

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👤︎ u/FutureFarm1

📅︎ Mar 09 2018

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How did the paleontologist ask his colleague out?

"Want to go on a carbon date?"

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👤︎ u/detyje

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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A person who studies albinos?

A paleontologist

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👤︎ u/FreeTuckerCase

📅︎ Mar 22 2021

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Why was the archaeologist so depressed?

Because his life was in ruins

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👤︎ u/HumboltQuadrant

📅︎ Dec 11 2017

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Two archaeologists were deeply in love

They went to a site where rumor states a rare dinosaur bone was there

So the man said to his wife.. "I've got a bone to pick, with you~"

(Correction: they are not archaeologists they are paleontologist!)

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👤︎ u/Grandpa_Gunmam

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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what did the archaeologist say when accused of lying about fossils?

Hey, those artifacts ...

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👤︎ u/DrYegg3000

📅︎ May 18 2018

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What do you call a scientist that never visits the tanning salon?

A Paleontologist

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👤︎ u/Crimsonae

📅︎ Dec 05 2018

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Some prehistoric humor?

Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?

Because you will get Jurasskicked.

[Please be gentle, lol]

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👤︎ u/aparabola

📅︎ Oct 16 2016

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Archeologists

Just don't make fun of archeologists... You'll get Jurasskicked

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👤︎ u/powerfulphotography

📅︎ Nov 16 2016

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