I think animal testing is a terrible idea...

They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.

It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Testing talent show equipment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WithNumbers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My wife and I were recently hospitalized for very severe, persistent headaches. After a few hours of testing and waiting

I informed my wife that we had ourgrains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Should put some blood in a petrie dish for testing XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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They say we need antibody testing...

But we also need testing for the unclebody and cousinbody too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Williamthetaxman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I was testing a lock which opens with a fingerprint, and trying to see how many fingerprints I could store. I've been able to store 10 fingerprints without issue

Because that's all I had on hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyStRm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Normally I’m opposed to animal testing... v.redd.it/kqihq4er7oh31
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.

It was Soda grading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.

There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Quality testing mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vysken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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Just testing this post, please ignore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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My wife was filling out a skill testing question using my back as a table.

She was have trouble with the question so she just googled the answer and wrote it down. I told her that I was leaving her. Why she asked me. I told you I would leave you if you ever cheated on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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My girlfriend was testing music out on her cat, a perfect opportunity for puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jensb2304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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My daughter starts standardized testing tomorrow. She asked how long they were.

I said eleven inches, then turn the page. Eleven inches on those two pages, then turn the next page... Eleven more on those two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billdanbury
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I have a Russian friend that runs sound testing...

I also have a Czech one too, Czech one too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Did you hear about the place in Indiana that does paternity testing?

It's called "Hoosier Daddy"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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My employer did random drug testing today.

I got weeded out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Apparently if you eat a polar bear's liver you'll get sick from too much vitamin A; someone suggested testing this so I called the butcher and asked them to send some over...

...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frond_Dishlock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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She was on a bus ride testing me the stops.

Her - We just left Salisbury. Me - How was the steak? H - You're funny. M - I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogy650
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea...

...they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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