How did the Roman Empire get split in two?
Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
Thankfully, hindsight is now empirically 2020
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Why were there so many road accidents in the Roman Empire?
Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”
How was the roman empire seperated?
I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
Why is a queen's staff called a septer?
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
What do you call a warehouse full of ottomans?
There was no internet in the Roman empire. Nobody knows what exactly happened during then.
It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
Did you hear that Jeff Bezos changed his name to Richard and started a living room furniture empire?
I guess you can do anything if you're Sofa King Rich.
The Empire doesn’t stand a chance
My son "said Dad I'm hungry".
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
Some punk just spray-painted the word “wrong” on every floor in the Empire State Building.
That’s wrong on so many levels.
What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Any dog, because building can’t jump.
(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)
What caused the fall of the ramen empire?
2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?
They were looking in Alderaan places
Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...
that would be real bizarre.
To break the ice on a date I said “Did you know the Empire State has 102 stories?”
She said alright make em quick
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Ceasars!
My dad, ladies and gentlemen.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
How was the roman empire cut in half
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
How was the Roman Empire defeated?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
A physicist sees a yound men who wants to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells: “Don't jump! You have so much potential!”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building.
"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
How was the Roman empire cut in half?
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