Recently I've been doing some investigative journalism on hammers..
It's some real hard hitting stuff..
Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.
The police think it's race-related.
A murder investigation or a murder investigating?
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
A murder investigation or a murder investigating?
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
A man was poisoned after eating an appetizer at a local restaurant.
Police are investigating a possible hummus side.
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
How do Tree crime investigators start their investigation
They go to the ROOT of the problem
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
Two police officers were investigating a murder scene.
They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.
Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."
Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"
Officer 1: "It's concrete."
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
An investigation has been launched after a midget was pickpocketed earlier today.
Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.
All London policemen have disappeared!
Investigators are out of Leeds.
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap
They charged him with resisting a rest
What do you call a doctor that does yearly checkups?
An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China
Two policemen, an officer and a detective, are investigating a murder scene.
The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"
The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
I tell the FBI when I see two alligator siblings having sex.
I'm a gator-incest investigation instigator.
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
What's the difference between a Stalker and a Private Investigator?
The Private Investigator get's paid, and the stalker is pursuing his passion.
Two cartoonists fought each other to death and the police are investigating
The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw
(From my daughter) Who investigates toilet crimes?
The Poolice. It's their doody.
A police officer was investigating the theft of an attaché.
The culprit was quickly found so you could say it was a very brief case.
After high school Farris Bueller became one of the most controversial FBI directors in recent memory after his investigation of a sitting president
The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"
Did you hear about the guy who kept cutting down trees?
They tried to investigate the trees, but they were all stumped.
A pet shop selling dog products has been robbed.
Police have no leads to investigate
What did the train conductor use to murder his ex-wife?
Investigators aren't sure yet, but they discovered he had a loco motive.
This investigation is nuts.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Two detectives were investigating a murder at a construction site
The evidence wasn't concrete.
What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?
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