All this time you were pretending? So much for my happy ending.
Spice
It was a Sting operation
They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
A spyder.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps...
He was an impasta
Moose Code
Me: Mom, can I have a tissue?
Mom: Kiss you?! I hardly know you!
*Proceeds to chuckle to herself over a well executed joke
He goes undercover.
They work on it undercover.
They go undercover.
An undercover cop.
A guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"
The owner replies, "'Cause he's fucking liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
Because they’re always undercover.
They are now undercover cops.
Shhh. I'm undercover
I read it undercover to cover.
Cos they're undercover.
A Brazilian
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
He needed to be undercover.
When I'm working from home, I sometimes put a blanket over me.
You could say, I work undercover.
Went to visit the in-laws, and as soon as we walk in the door
Mother-in-law: So, JustAPaddy, what are you upto?
Me: Oh, about 6'1"
My father-in-law laughed hard and pats me on the shoulder, we are the only two that laughed... my wife and MIL groaned
I guess I won’t be going undercover again.
Because they’re always undercover.
(My first original Dad joke. Inspired by my son)
He goes undercover.
It was an undercover operation.
An undercover agent
My wife and I were trying to do-the-do yesterday, but alas, our son woke up from his nap, so my wife had to go take care of him. While she was gone, I schemed up the perfect idea.
When she came back, I was hiding under all the covers on the bed, and when she pulled the covers back I asked:
Hey, you wanna be spies and have under-cover sex?
I've been working on a screenplay for a movie (nothing big, nothing even medium-sized, I'm pretty much doing it for fun with one of my friends) and we can't think of a clever movie title. The TL;DR version is it's about a bartender who accidentally steals a undercover cops ID just by coincidence. It's not a comedy (asides from a but of dry humor) so nothing too dadjokey, no offense to r/dadjokes, but just a good clever pun would be great. If you have any ideas please let me know! Thanks!
They go undercover
They were an undercover cop.
He goes undercover
An undercover cop.
He goes undercover
He goes undercover
They go...undercover.
He goes undercover.
He goes undercover
He was undercover
