9 Hilarious Unidentified Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call the corpse of an unidentified baker?

John Dough

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👤︎ u/erebus

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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It’s funny they call them “unidentified flying objects”

I could identify them right away. those are ufos.

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👤︎ u/bbloobr

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?

Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!

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👤︎ u/The420Wizard

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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What do you call an unidentifiable deer?

Jane doe

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👤︎ u/oldman_ballz

📅︎ Jun 23 2018

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You hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? He’s all right now!

Sadly there’s nothing left of him.

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👤︎ u/TheManicMonocle

📅︎ Jun 14 2018

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One of my dad's more clever ones...

Was on the phone with both of my parents today while sitting on my porch. An unidentified insect flies by so I ask my mother, "Mom, how do you know if it's a Wasp?"

My dad replies, "Well, is it carrying a Bible?"

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👤︎ u/mother_fuckin_teresa

📅︎ Jun 28 2014

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What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?

... an unidentified frying object

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👤︎ u/DarkPhoenix07

📅︎ Dec 15 2015

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overheard At the custard place

A dad was with a big group of kids and a statue at this ice cream/custard/mini golf place was holding an Unidentified object and on of the kids said it looked like poop and the dad said "well it is a cusTURD place"

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👤︎ u/boombotser

📅︎ Jun 25 2015

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What did the scientist see in his frying pan?

An Unidentified Frying Object.

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👤︎ u/goshdurnshame

📅︎ Aug 11 2013

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