This year’s World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.
He was known only as the Manila Folder!!
A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,
"People like you make me sick!".
Masks are the new Bra
They're uncomfortable, you only wear them in public, and when you don't wear one everyone notices
How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?
If you wear glasses and have been required to wear a mask during the COVID pandemic, you may be entitled to condensation.
Remember to wear your masks!
Plague doctors their masks kinda look like birds
I guess that's why they call them quacks
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
I've been wearing this mask for so long, I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get rid of it.
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
I want to tell a vaccine joke
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......
Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
Karen’s refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
Why don't Feminists wear masks?
Because they're MANdated.
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out
The cashier said nevermind
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
I threw my blind wife with a surprise birthday party
She never saw it coming!
Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`
Why do people argue about wearing masks?
They worry about losing face.
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
Why does Santa avoid wearing masks?
Because he is Claus-trophobic!
PA + PN + LA + LN
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
How to train people to wear a mask
A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks
But there were no strings attached.
masks have some loopholes
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...
I've just found some whips, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room....
Absolutely had no idea she was a superhero !!!
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...
they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.
Just went to Starbucks this morning
The barista was wearing a face mask. I asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?” She said “I’m not, it’s a coughy filter.”
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?
You may be eligible for condensation.
I've just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room...
Had no idea she was a superhero.
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