She turned out to be a plant.
(Ding dong) Ludwig: Well Vargas, I made it. Despite your directions.
Feliciano: Ah, Commissioner Ludwig, welcome. I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
L: (audible cringe)
L (thinking): I wonder what Vargas is cooking today?
(In the kitchen)
F: (gasp) Mamma Mia. My pasta’s ruined! But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Feliciano.
(Feliciano opens the window and right as he’s about to leave, Ludwig walks in)
L: (stutter, followed by grimace)
F: Commissioner, I was just uh-, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
L: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Vargas?
F: (stutters) Oh, that isn’t smoke, it’s steam. Steam from the steamed Rigatoni we’re having. Mmmm, steamed rigatoni.
L: (leaves the kitchen)
F: Phew (runs to Marcello’s)
(Time skip)
F: Commissioner, I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering Tortellini.
L: I thought we were having “steamed rigatoni”.
F: Oh no, I said steamed ravioli. That’s what I call tortellini.
L: You call tortellini “steamed ravioli”?
F: Si, it’s a local phrase.
L: Uh huh. What locality?
F: Uhh, New York City.
L: Really? Well, I’m from Staten Island and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed ravioli”.
F: Oh, not in Staten Island, no. It’s a Brooklyn expression.
L: I see.
(The two start to eat)
L: You know this ravioli is quite similar to what they have at Marcello’s.
F: Ohohoho no. Patented Vargas brand. Old family recipe.
L: For steamed ravioli?
F: Si.
L: Ja, and you call it steamed ravioli despite the fact that it’s obviously boiled.
F: You-, you know th-, one thing I shou-, Scusami for one second.
L: Of course.
(Feliciano enters the kitchen and comes right back out. The kitchen is noticeably radiating red-orange)
F: (yawning) Well, that was magnifico. Good time was had by all, I’m pooped.
L: Ja, I should be- MEIN GOTT what is happening in there?!
F: Aurora Borealis.
L: uh-, AURORA BOREALIS! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.
F: Si.
L: May I see it?
F: No.
(Feliciano and Ludwig step onto the porch and Alice (Ah•Lee•Che) calls out)
Alice: Feli, the house is on fire!
F: No, Alice, it’s just the northern lights.
L: Well, Vargas, you’re an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good rav.
(Ludwig walks off revealing that Felicia
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