A list of puns related to "Kryptonite"
Antimony!
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practicing it a lot.”
Not all heroes snare crepes.
A Kal ender.
The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:
"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"
"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled
"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.
Me: “Oh no! Kryptonite! My only weakness!”
Son: “That’s Superman.”
Me: “Thank you very much! I’ve been practicing.”
It's called superman records. One day, this bald, big-shot lookin fellow comes in saying "I need some kryptonite." I point. "Three doors down."
A friend: Are you going tonight?
S: Nah, staying in my kryptonite.
Meet me by the kryptonite.
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”
He said, “Thanks dad, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
He replied, “Thanks dad! I’ve been practicing a lot!"
Son; “Go on, then.”
Dad growls; “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
Son; “That’s Superman.”
Dad; “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
He said, "Sure dad!"
I shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
He said, “That’s Superman!”
I said, “Thanks son, I’ve been practicing a lot!”
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