Solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mspyros14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Rock solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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When flirting consists of solid puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternallyRoaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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This Metal Gear Solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veno-Dome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/podotash
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Solid pun 8/10. X-post from r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayy_iss_ya_boii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.

It was a hard pill to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A Solid Future

I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divinepyramid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?

He’s now a seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteBearLegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Solid effort.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Those puns are rock solid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VloerTegels
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Solid effort. Haha.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Dress code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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How do trees get on a computer?

They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIEHARD537
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I spat my water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aCkadoodledo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Solid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammed_ziyadh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit

A good retirement plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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As a dad of boys, poop is always a solid conversation topic.

Sometimes, not so solid, either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astucker85
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I quit my job at the concrete plant.

My job was getting harder & harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Where is a good place to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Pretty solid evidence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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My wife and kids put stickers all over a bottle of liquor for my dad for Christmas.

I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiverMeeTimberz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states

Gas, liquid, and solid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cvzmir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes...

But they’re a solid number 2!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddysbrat18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Do me a solid, will you?

I don’t like liquids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmypickys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...

He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curioushom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsrigdic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?

I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuchSalad4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How do you make a gas into a solid?

Push harder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TanPaper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How is everybody's day?

It's 10/10 for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishsing7713
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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At a family dinner

AUNT: You look just like your dad.

ME: Thanks. We both use our eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnr_jinx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.

Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.

Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.

Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.

Badum tss

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The neighbors are rock solid at puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImOnWalmartWiFi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Does freezing a donkey solid

make a hard ass?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Here’s a solid water joke.

Ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j_gerth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Solid eggs-ecution imgur.com/UMo0uSU
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-Doc, I have hearing problems

-Could you describe the symptoms?

-Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato23860
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I hate it when my firends ask me to do them a solid

Especially when I've been eating grapes all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onlyux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.

It was a hard pill to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A Solid Future

I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divinepyramid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite..

But they are a solid #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite

But they're a solid number 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Poop jokes aren’t my favourite kind of joke

But they are a solid #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoAwayYouSTINK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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