Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
We successfully went back in time and got Isaac Newton and Shakespeare to complete each other's research
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What does every Physics Research starts with?
Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.
They won’t rest until they find a cure.
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?
It was a topical vacation
Accordion to research...
95% percent of people don't notice when you replace a word with an instrument.
To steal someone's research material on plague is to
What do despicable me minions use for research?
I was doing research on the presidents of the USA
And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.
NOT A JOKE - I Need Help with Dad Joke Research
Hello, I'm a student and I’m building something related to sharing jokes. As part of my project, I need to survey potential users of the product.
Can I have permission to ask for help with my homework here? (I wasn't sure if this would be breaking the rules)
Research finds taller people sleep longer
Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?
My physicist friend was working on a research when he suddenly stopped and started playing bongos
I asked, are you fine-man?
Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .
All Write!
All Write!
All Write!
My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.
Archaeologists are conducting groundbreaking research.
Research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t Happy.
From our Director of Pavlovian Research, Isabelle Ringin
Did you hear the new research on earthquakes?
Research shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy
Trying to find motivation and engage with research of what motivated people in the post-Bronze Age to engage in building double-storey dwellings...
Irony on two many levels.
Scientist publish sensational series of results from their habanero research
Referred to as the Red Hot Chili Papers
After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!
When I was doing my PhD in botany, I added pictures on my final research paper.
The abbreviated version of the Rural Development Research Report is pretty funny.
I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.
I’m just trying to improve race relations.
The meeting of the Earthquake Research Club was over quickly...
It was called to order at 8 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.
Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
I just concluded research mapping chimp feces ...
... the locations are marked on a scatter plot.
According to a research, 5/4 people are bad at fractions.
After years of research, experts finally determined the leading cause of dry skin:
Research suggests that nosy people eat more peppers than average.
This explains why they're jalapeño business!
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves...
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