My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.

I told her not to make it a habit.

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👤︎ u/huuhhhh
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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A son asks his father for a new car for his birthday...

Son: Dad, I turn 16 in a few months and would really like a car for my birthday.

Father: Well son, I’ll make a deal with you. If you do three things for me, I’ll get you the car. First, you need to improve your grades. Second, I want you to see you in church every Sunday. And finally, I want you to cut your long hair.

A FEW MONTHS PASS

Son: Dad, next week is my birthday and I’ve done everything you asked. Can I get a car?

Father: I did notice you got straight A’s on your report card and I’ve seen you at church every Sunday. But you didn’t cut you hair. I told you to cut your hair.

Son: I wanted to talk to you about that. In bible study I learned that Moses, John the Baptist, and Jesus all had long hair.

Father: Yes they did. And they walked everywhere they went.

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👤︎ u/Blake4Bama
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Got a whole group tonight

I was catching up on what I had missed in last week's Bible study. I asked who made tea last week. I got an answer of "Kate" with perplexed looks. "That's terrible!" I responded. "We're studying Hebrews"

Groans ensued.

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