If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales
What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?
Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
How much does Dwayne Johnson weigh?
I had to weigh my options
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
“Mom,” I asked curiously, “how much do you weigh?”
“Tread lightly,” my father warned, “because your mother can’t.”
Where do you weigh whales?
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At a whale-weigh station.
How much does a hipster weigh?
Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow. It even says in the song, "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie"...
Fishes are pretty easy to weigh
They have their own scales
Cant weigh to see their face
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
How much do dumplings weigh?
Did you hear about the party held for devices used to weigh tractor trailers' loads?
It was a large scale celebration.
What does a 7ft tall butcher weigh?
What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing at all?
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
Where do you go to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
(sing it, and you’ll get it)
My sword doesn't weigh much.
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.
Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!
Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361
My wife weighs exactly 300.00 lb.
What is very big but doesn't weigh anything?
The shadow of an elephant
How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?
How much did the soup weigh?
How can you tell how much a reptile weighs?
What’s green and doesn’t weigh much?
Which weighs more, a hippo or a Zippo?
Well yes, the hippo weighs more. But the Zippo is just a little lighter.
How much does Jack from the Tim Burton movie weigh?
How much does a nursing home weigh?
Where would you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
Where is a good place to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow
Where do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow...
What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.
What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
Why does butane weigh less than water
Because it’s a lighter fluid
Why are fish easy to weigh?
They have their own scales!
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid...
Where do you go to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
Which weighs more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water because butane is lighter fluid
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
How much do dumplings weigh?
What does a 6'5" butcher weigh?
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
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